Tumbles from Portland-area pornstar and warrior of the wasteland: Jon Raasch. Stalk me on Twitter Check out my other blogs: Hipster YogaHipster KittyUp to 88The Animated Gif MuseumRecord Breaking TVYumPDXJonny Rash Web PlaygroundMy professional blog (boring) This is dedicated to all the teachers who said I’d never make it, and to all the people who called the cops on me when I was hustlin’ outside of their building and just trying to feed my daughter. Babay babay.Tumblr (3.0; @jonraasch)http://tumblr.jonraasch.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lllsniGe681qckcruo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>We all owe Macho Man Randy Savage a big “thank you” for stopping the rapture.</p>http://tumblr.jonraasch.com/post/5733513907http://tumblr.jonraasch.com/post/5733513907Sun, 22 May 2011 11:35:43 -0400macho manrandy savageapocalypserapturemacho man randy savagedoomsdaymay 21st<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/AwzddLCgtb8?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/>http://tumblr.jonraasch.com/post/5047169063http://tumblr.jonraasch.com/post/5047169063Fri, 29 Apr 2011 15:16:46 -0400unityanimationjapanjapanesebeansunited we standwarvegetables<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0kr3ivHU11qbs8kyo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://tumblr.jonraasch.com/post/4417388724http://tumblr.jonraasch.com/post/4417388724Thu, 07 Apr 2011 11:58:42 -0400flowerscaptionskidsplayingprettyfuck you<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/6zOLFOtRYk0?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Thom Yorke Smashes Dead Fish on Washer-Dryer</p>http://tumblr.jonraasch.com/post/3588458072http://tumblr.jonraasch.com/post/3588458072Tue, 01 Mar 2011 17:12:24 -0500thom yorkeradioheadking of limbsyoutubememes<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/7Sy_3K6HUyE?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/>http://tumblr.jonraasch.com/post/3565631884http://tumblr.jonraasch.com/post/3565631884Mon, 28 Feb 2011 12:23:00 -0500synthpopsynthwavefrenchblowout mullet80ssparkly jacketfrench maidmagazine 60<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgvnsqtbyk1qckcruo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This guy is my homeboy.</p>http://tumblr.jonraasch.com/post/3385514725http://tumblr.jonraasch.com/post/3385514725Sat, 19 Feb 2011 13:38:50 -0500hillbilliesgunsak47wicker chairsglassesrapists<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfwd019seT1qckcruo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Byron says he is proud to be a prostitute.</p> <p><a href="http://imgur.com/nXiaH">More here</a></p>http://tumblr.jonraasch.com/post/3032466926http://tumblr.jonraasch.com/post/3032466926Mon, 31 Jan 2011 12:09:37 -0500reality tvtalk showsjerry springerricki lakemaurytyraprostitutes90s<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/6IbzNabrFxo?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Uffie is hot!!!!</p>http://tumblr.jonraasch.com/post/2624830776http://tumblr.jonraasch.com/post/2624830776Thu, 06 Jan 2011 12:44:56 -0500uffiefrenchrap?pophot<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/TRBLmogRL4c?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>New dance move: “The Bernie” (as in Weekend at Bernie’s)</p>http://tumblr.jonraasch.com/post/2582936544http://tumblr.jonraasch.com/post/2582936544Mon, 03 Jan 2011 12:02:51 -0500dancedance movesweekend at berniesthe bernierap<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ZJ7Fs8szLgI?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Yes it’s more Sparks. From a new album this time.</p>http://tumblr.jonraasch.com/post/2390649046http://tumblr.jonraasch.com/post/2390649046Mon, 20 Dec 2010 13:57:27 -0500sparks70sdiscoelectronicamusicventriloquist<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldc7ueJVL91qadvgho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://tumblr.jonraasch.com/post/2315941662http://tumblr.jonraasch.com/post/2315941662Tue, 14 Dec 2010 16:29:47 -0500wikileakswikipediastaredown<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/UjKTxrtitgc?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>More Sparks - Tryouts for the Human Race</p>http://tumblr.jonraasch.com/post/2307042325http://tumblr.jonraasch.com/post/2307042325Mon, 13 Dec 2010 20:51:15 -0500late 70ssparkselectronicahitler mustachesynthmusic<br/><br/><p><a href="http://pds20.egloos.com/pds/201007/22/35/epicsax.swf">Epic saxophone</a> (Moldovian talent show)</p>http://tumblr.jonraasch.com/post/2166720561http://tumblr.jonraasch.com/post/2166720561Fri, 10 Dec 2010 11:59:00 -0500epiceurofuck yeahraybanssaxsaxophonemoldova<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ld6sryTSCk1qckcruo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>600 pints of beer. 100 years ago yesterday</p>http://tumblr.jonraasch.com/post/2159713686http://tumblr.jonraasch.com/post/2159713686Thu, 09 Dec 2010 19:45:34 -0500beerhistorynytimesdrinking contestpintsdrunks<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/edyARJq9sgM?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>More pop music. Now it’s jpop. I think the song is about shopping.</p>http://tumblr.jonraasch.com/post/2137496318http://tumblr.jonraasch.com/post/2137496318Tue, 07 Dec 2010 19:18:34 -0500jpoppoppop starpop musicjapanperfumej-pop<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/pxFFJu7RVuk?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Best pop song ever.</p>http://tumblr.jonraasch.com/post/2134470426http://tumblr.jonraasch.com/post/2134470426Tue, 07 Dec 2010 13:57:51 -0500sky ferreirapopjail baitdanceyembarrassing<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lctujlsxpn1qckcruo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Philosoraptor on diarrhea</p>http://tumblr.jonraasch.com/post/2076221453http://tumblr.jonraasch.com/post/2076221453Thu, 02 Dec 2010 19:54:57 -0500philosoraptorphilosaraptordiarrheamedical questionsmemes<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/0VuIShM5kAQ?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>How to kiss a woman (by Jim Kirk)</p>http://tumblr.jonraasch.com/post/1670567879http://tumblr.jonraasch.com/post/1670567879Wed, 24 Nov 2010 12:06:14 -0500star trekstar trek TOSTOSjim kirkkisssci-fijames t kirk<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2010/11/23/world/asia/23kabul.html?_r=1">Taliban Leader in Secret Talks Was an Impostor</a>: <p>KABUL, Afghanistan — For months, the secret talks unfolding between Taliban and Afghan leaders to end the war appeared to be showing promise, if only because of the appearance of a certain insurgent leader at one end of the table: Mullah Akhtar Muhammad Mansour, one of the most senior commanders in the Taliban movement.</p> <p>But now, it turns out, Mr. Mansour was apparently not Mr. Mansour at all. In an episode that could have been lifted from a spy novel, United States and Afghan officials now say the Afghan man was an impostor, and high-level discussions conducted with the assistance of NATO appear to have achieved little.</p> <p>“It’s not him,” said a Western diplomat in Kabul intimately involved in the discussions. “And we gave him a lot of money.”</p>http://tumblr.jonraasch.com/post/1663486277http://tumblr.jonraasch.com/post/1663486277Tue, 23 Nov 2010 19:08:48 -0500talibanmiddle easthilariouspeace talksbloopersboo boosAfghanistan<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/VJEbfeG2oAE?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Fuck Yeah Heavy D.</p>http://tumblr.jonraasch.com/post/1659856215http://tumblr.jonraasch.com/post/1659856215Tue, 23 Nov 2010 12:03:44 -0500heavy dnuttin but lovenothing but loveyeah whatever90srapold-skool